Cyber Crime Comedy-साइबर क्राइम कॉमेडी

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Banti, Racchu, jaiki, Chintu, Baba
{sab baithe hue hai chabutre par gappe lada rhe hai}

Racchu- news padte hue,,(cyber crime ke duwara 2 lack rupay thag liya..

Banti- bhiya ye cyber crime kya hota hai bar bar ye word sunne main ata rhta hai aaj maka mil gya, iske bare main btao koi kya hota hai ye,,

Jiaki-are tum cyber crime ke bar main ni jante,,

banti- ni jante aap btao kya hota hai ye,,

Chintu-main batu cyber crime.. online ……..

racchu-are chup chup chap baith ek dam jara se hai ni cyber crime ke bare main batyi aammm.. jab 2 bade bat kre ho bic main ni olte bacche.. chup cahp suno uncle ko..

jaiki-koi bat ni __bacha hai…Cyber Crime. ek trha hai isnasn hote hai jo admi ko lut lete hai ,,,mujhe mil gya tha ek bar .

banti–accha aisa kya aoko mil gya tha fir kya hua,,

jaiski-hota kya,,,main us dina bank se aa rha tha ..aur mere as the oure 5000 rupaye.. jaise hi main bank se nikla mere eix sence ne kam krna suru kr diya ,aur mujhe pata chal gya ki koi mera picha kr rha hai ..

banti- fir kya hua dada.

jaiki-fir kya main aao dekha na tao side gahr ki trf dus lga di , fir raste main ek admi mere samne aagya bola ,,hand_up wo rupay mujhe do jo bank se nikale the..

banti–are ram ram ram,,fir..
jaiki- maine uske upar pas main pda hua tayar fek diya jaise hi wo gira main bahg nikla waha se aur sida aone gahr par phcu kr hi sas lia…ise kahte hai cyber crime…

bnati-dada crime to hua yaha par lekin cyber ka kaise hua ya..

Chintu– inko kuch ni pta sab galat bta rhe hai,, koi phoen kre,,,

Racchu-chup ek dam chup bola na _bacche bich main ni bolte…._cyber crime kya hota hai isko main batta hu __cyber crime hota hai ..wo crime jo cyber cafe main baithe kar kiya jaye ,,,

banti-accha aap to bahut baitha krte the phale time main jab net ni the har time cyber cafe main hi baithe raha krte the ..

racchu-are wo jamana aur tha tab hum pta ni kya kya dekha krte the cyber cafe main jake…

Chintu–cyber crime online….

Racchu-ko call ata hau mobile bolta hai……()chu chup call aa rha hau muh band ek dam}
hello ha bahi kon bol rha hai…..

caller-ji main vaccination center se bol rha hu apko 2no vaccine ki dose lag chuki hai ya ni ..

racchu-are ha ha bikul main dono dose le chuka hua …

caller-congratulation fir aap thrid dose…jo ki final dose hai uske liya elegiabel ho gya hai ,,,

accha ruko fir se bolo kya bolaa…..
{call handsfree krta hai sabko sunnane ke liya..}

racchu-lo gawaron dekho main third vacceibe ke liya elegible ho chuka hai khud vaccine walon ka call agya hua ye dekho suno,,,

racchu-haji sir btaiya fir age ….boliya

caller-ji sir apko third vaccine lagwani hai kya aap select hue hu uske kiya free of cost bad main is vaccince ke paise lagega ..aap akfi lucy customer ho jo apka name select kiya gya hai,,,

racchu–dekh rhae ho meri ksimat……
haji sir jarur jarur main vacine lagwauga aap laga do….

banti-phone par vaccicne lagwaoge kya online chalne lga kya ab…

caller-ji sir to uske liya apki reg. mobile no par ek OTP ayega aap btadijiyga,,main apka registration kr deta hua..

jaiki-are aisa kon regsitraion krta hai bhai…kuch o gadband ha daya,,,

Racchu-aacha salo ab jal rhe ho mera name selcet hua hai to …sirji aap OTP jebo main btata hu aap rkwao jaldi regstration ..
caller-accha dekiya OTP aya hoga batiya,,,

Racchi-ji 858585 …..

caller- thank you sir apka registarion sucessful ho chuka hai apko thodi der main sms aajayga…dhynawad…

banti-wha chahca aap to pahle bande hoge jisko final dose ke liya call aya hoga …

Racchu-tabhi kahta hu mere sath raohge to moj kroege ….

{balance krtne ka sms ana suru hota haim=,,}

Jaiki-deko sms aagya lagta hai vaccine ki information aagyai hogi…

Racchu-are ye to bank se sms aa rhe rahe hai……..
are ruk ruk ….are are are ye kya ho rha hai sara ba;ance uda diya,,,mera……

banti—-kya pasie kat liya vaccine lagane ka/..

Chintu—paise ni inka to sba kuch kat liyaa,, hoga cyber crime…yahi to hota hai main utti der se yahi to bolne ki kosis kr rha tha…meri suna hi kon hai…..

Racchu…-kash main sun leta iski bat…….haey bhgwann ….maro koi maro mujhe….

haey dosto apgr apko vedio pasnd aya ho to isko jayda se jyda share kre aur cahnnel ko subscribe kre…agr aap chatecyber crime par aur vedio dekha to comment main jarur batye,,

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