कोलतार वाली होली-Koltar Wali Holi

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Seen-(Jungy racchu ramu & jaiki biathe hua hai  bate kr rahe hai…)

Jungy ek drum main tarcole bakar ready kar rha hai…tabhi sab aa jate hai..)

Racchu– ye kay bana rahe ho bahi bahut badbu aarahi hai..

Jungy– ye ankoha mishran banaya hai kisi se holi ka badla lena hai..

Jungy–tum btao yar holi ka kya plan hai …

Racchu– plan kya holi hai huddang mchayege..daru piyage .kpde fadenge.

Ramu– mar kaheyege..jute kaheyege.pale jayege..aru kya..

Racchu– kuch jayda ni bol rahe ho. Soch sammajh kr bola kro thoda….

Jaiki-jaki rahi bhawana jaisei..hari murat dekhi tin taise .

Ramu– charan kaha hai apke maharaj..kitne kitne vidwan log bithe hai yaha …dhanya hai .

Jaiki-are ni ni charm na chuna bahi …corona chal rh hai…namste kr lo..

Ramu-( gusse main dekhta hai….)

Jungy-accha sab log alert rhna is bar kallu kaliya ko aisa potenge ki algi holi tak uski sakal na pachan main ayegi..

Jaiki– kyu aisa kya kr diya kallu ne jo itna bhare baithe ho…badle lene le liya..

Jungy– kya kiya __ye dekho mere bal lahrahate hue hua krte the kisi jamane main ..lekin is kallu ki wajah se dekho aaj inki halat..kaise alovera ke trha khde rahte hai..

Ramu– are Asia kya hua tha ….pichli holi apr..

Jungy– kallu ne holi par color ke jagha tarcol laga diya tha mere balo main tab se aise hi hai…tab maine pratigya li thi agli holi apr usko tarkol main na dala to mera nam bhi jungy ni..

Ramu-accha milne do kal sikhate hai isko sabak …

Jaiki– jaisi karni baisi bharni..

Ramu– tum kuch jayda dharmik ni ho rahe ho aaj …lunch main kya jadi buti khakr aye the…

Jaiki– ha chalo mere ghr tumko bhi jadi buti khilwakr late hai..bibi ne meri kal hi nayi jhadu kharidi hi..

Jaiki– are ni ni main to majak kr rha tha ..tum hi kahte raho …hum yahi thik hai

Ramu– sab kamro ka fal hai…

(Ek ladka aajata hai..selfi vedio banata hai)

Ladka– dosto ye main hu..

Ye mere yaha ke berojgar hai..

Aur yaha inki bakaiti ho rahi hai..

Jaiki– pakdo isko …pakdo pakdo bang na paye ….banwate hai abhi isko…vedio..

(Ladka bahg jata hai)

Jungy-. Bhag gya yar…

Ramu– ye kya tha bhai..

Jaiki-are kuch ni ye ladka pgla gya hai kal se main isko dekh rha hu aise hi vedio banye ja rha hai..

Kal to mere ghr aagya tha mere… Chotu potty kr rha tha ..Uski vedio bankr khahta hai…

Ye main hu ye cottu hai.

Ye iski potty ho rahi hai…

Tabse main isko pkad rha hu aur ye bahag jata hai…

Jungy – are isko chodo yar isse bad main nipat lena wo dekho kallu aa raha hai sab log thoda alert ho jao

Ramu- ane do isko banate hai isko kakodar

Kallu- happy holi bhaiyao …( Sabke rang lagata hai.)

Jaiki- aao aao kallu bhiya happy holi ..  tumhare ane ki khushi main …daru murga sab tyar hai…

Kallu- accha kaha hai daru..aur jungy kha bahg gya is bar holi ni khelega mere sath lagta hai pichli holi yad krke dar gya hoga…

Jungy- dar sabko lagta hai..gala sabka sukhta hai ..dar se mat daro dar ke aage jeet hai.

Ramu- age daru hai kallu bhaiya pahle daru pi lo fir holi ka hudang suru kre…

Kallu – ha phle daru piyuga aaj jungy ko..bhoot banayege….

Kallu- age jake dram maai. Dekhta hai…

Ramu kood jao kallu bahiya pura dram bharaha hua hai daru se naha lo aaj

Kallu- kud jata hai dram main…

( Bhar nikalta hai ek dam kala hoke ..)

Sab haste hai kalu kaliyaa aya maza..ban gyi holi ….

( Tab tak vedio bala ladka aajata hai)

Lakda-Ye hum hai

Ye kallu hai

Ye iski holi ho rahi hai…

(Ramu- aaja teri bhi holi bana du..usko pakad kr dram main dal dete hai..)

Happy Holi….

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