(Ek Bacche ka interview lete huye)
Sir- Theek hai tum paas ho gaye, Hum call karke bata dinge kab se aana hai.
(Dusre bacche ko bulate hai)
Sir- Agla number bulaao
Chaprasi 1- Agla number bulaao
Chaprasi 2- Are tum bula lo yaar
Chaprasi 1- Tum bulaao, isse pahle wala bhi hamne bulaya tha
Sir- Koi mat bulaao me khud bula leta hoon
Sir- Next
Student- Aa jaaye?
Sir- Are aao maharaj, Beitho
Student- (Resume de raha hota hai)
Sir- Resume nahi sab kuch muh jawaani puchunga.
Sir- Accha bataao kaha se aaye ho?
Student- Ghar se
Sir- Mera matlab kaun si jagha se aaye ho?
Student- Lotan Pura se.
Sir- Name kya hai?
Student- Abdul shekh tutallam khullam Kha, Gul Gup miyaan Gul Baadal kha.
Sir- Me tumhara name puch raha hoon? tumhare khandan ka nahi
Student- Sir ye mera pura name hai.
Sir bese to papa: mujhe abdulla kehte hai, mummy: shekhu kehti hai
or girlfriend jaanu kehti hai.
Sir- Tumhara asli name kya hai?
Student- mera asli name hai: ABDUL…
Sir- ABDUL…
Student- Bo sir name itna lamba hai na isliye me ABDUL ke baad dot-dot laga deta
hoon.
Sir- Theek hai.
Sir- Tumhare papa ka name kya hai?
Student- Kundan kalesi
Sir- Mummy ka name?
Student-Rihana kalesi
Sir- Apne pariwar ke baare me batao, tumhare papa kya kaam karte hai?
Student- Sir me bahut gareeb pariwar se hoon, mere papa jab bazaar me jaate hai,
to unke saamne sabhi logh Hath me katora lekar khade ho jaate hai.
Sir- Abhi tum keh rahe me gareeb pariwar se hoon, lekin tumhare papa ke saamne
logh katora lekar khade hote hai
Student- Sir bo isliye, kyoki bo GOL GAPPE bechte hai.
Sir- Theek hai. Aage bol
Student- Aage
Sir- Mera matlab or bataao.
Student- Ha to saam ko jab bo ghar aate hai, tabhi hum logh Khana kha paate hai.
Sir- Kaha tak pade ho?
Student- Dopahar tak
Sir- Mtlb Kon si class tak pade ho?
Student- Inter class.
Sir- Theek hai.
Sir- hobby kya hai tumhari, mtlb SHOKH kya hai?
Student- Singer banna chahta hoon
Sir- Koi gaana sunaao?
Student- O saiba! O saiba miloge humko to batainge (Funny Tik Tok Voice)
Sir- Bas-Bas Tumhe lagta hai tum singer ban jaaoge?
Student- Sir jaroor banunga, Me bhi railway station pe gaana gaunga
RAANU MONDOL ki tarha me bhi Singer banunga.
Sir- Experience kay hai?
Student- Me ek tik tokiya hoon, Mera matlab Tik Tok Star hoon.
Sir- Tik Tok per kya karte ho?
Student- Mujra karta hoon, Mera matlab Video banata hoon.
Sir- Theek hai.
(Chaprasi 1, Chaprasi 2 dono apni gardan ghumana suru kar dete hai)
Chaprasi 1- apni gardan ko gol gol ghuma raha hota hai
Sir- dekh lete hai gardan ghuma kar. (Chaprasi 1, dekh kar ruk jata hai)
Chaprasi 2- apni gardan ko upar neeche kar raha hota hai
Sir- dekh lete hai (Chaprasi 2, dekh kar ruk jata hai)
Sir- ek gilaas paani le aao
Chaprasi 2- Inse manga lo, Mere pair me dard ho raha hai
Sir- Or abhi (gardan ko upar neeche hila kar) aise aise mundi hila rahe to dard nahi
ho raha
Sir- Tum le aao
Chaprasi 1- Hum na ja rahe
Sir- Tumhari gardan me dard ho raha hoga
Chaprasi 1- Ha
Sir- Theek hai koi mat jaao, tum dono ki baad me khabar lunga
Student- Sir jaldi karo, mujhe tik tok video banani hai
Sir- (samne dekh kar) Me tumse kuch sawal puchta hoon, Agar tumne jawab de diya
to theek hai, Barna tum tik tok per hi mujra karna, mera mtlb video banana.
Sir- Pahla sawaal,
Ek ghar me 3 log rahte hai: Andha, Gungha, Bahra
Ab batao 50 kg. aata piswana kaun jayega?
Student- Gungha
Sir- Galat jawab, Gehu piste hai aata nahi
Sir- Dusra sawaal,
Hum paani kyu peete hai?
Student- Kyoki hum paani ko kha nahi sakte
Sir- Galat jawab
Sir- Teesra sawaal
Aadmi ko kya khane se akal aati hai?
Student- Dhokha khane se
Sir- Galat jawab
Sir- Aakhri sawaal
Akal badi ya bhes
Student- Bhes
Sir- Bo kese
Student- Bhes doodh deti hai, Kya akal doodh deti.
(Sir bahut ghusse me hote hai, sir ke face ka zoom scene)
Sir- Nikal pahli fursat me nikal, Or jakar Tik Tok per hi Mujra karna
Dono chaprasiyo ki pitayi
Sir- Agla Number bulaao
Chaprasi 1- Me na bulaunga
Chaprasi 2- Me bhi na bulaunga
Sir- Pahle tumhara interview le loon
(Sir dono chaprasiyo ko bahut marte hai)
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