खिचड़ी ना मिलने पर भंडारे में हुई लड़ाई-Kichdi na milne par bhandare main hui ladai

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Makkar Sankranti par bhandare (खिचड़ी)  ho rha hai …

Ramu-are jaldi jaldi hath chalo chacha, kya hath main meahdi laga rakhi hai, 4g ka jamana hai bhai, thoda jaldi kro bahi aur bhi jagha jana hai..

Chacha-(khaste hue)__are beta bant rhe hai bant rhe hai jara tassali rakho ek to tumko khilao pilao upar se, naksebaji dikha rhe ho alag se …

Ramu-are to maine thoda na kha tha ki bhndara lago, mugfali baton, rawadi baton(खिचड़ी).. Punya kamana cahte ho tabhi to bant rahe ho, free main kon deta hai,,,aajkal

Piche se awaj ati hai __

Man 1– lagta hai budde ne jarur koi pap kiya hoga jo jate time bhndara krwa ke uska prachit krna chate hai,

Chacha- chup ek dam chup _kab se dekh rhe hai cahbad chabd kiya ja rhe ho sabke sab ,,  jao ho gya bhndara __bhago yaha se sab..

Man2-are chacha naraj na ho majak kar rhe the..  baton baton..

Jungy ata hai drive marta hu….sabse age lag jata hai,,,,,,

Ramu-are are khan chala ja rha hai , kya pagal walga hai …..piche lago jake..itni lambi line ni dikha rahi.

Jungy– abe  chapadganju,,, dahkkan ho kya ek dam ..hum jha kade ho jate hai line wahi se lagti hai suna ni dialog

Ramu-pahle to tamj se bat kriya ,,,  

Jungy-tamij gyi tel lena piche ho jao brna yahi bicha denge marte marte,

Ramu-bada badtmij admi hai ,,  ruko abhi 100 no bulata hu,,,

Jungy-100 ,bulao   108 ,  bhi bulao tumko pack kre hospital bhi bejna hai.

Ramu phone krta hai ……………
.haji police _sir ji main ramu bol ria hu aao aajao jara jara apni fatfaita lekr idhar bhnadare main panga ho ga hai …….

Police-are phone rakh kutte ___sale pahle bhandara kahne jate hai _fir ladai ladte hai __phir police ko paresahn krete hai _hume aur koi kam hai ya ni_rakh phone _ni to abhi ake tujhe hi le jauga utha ke.

Jungy-hui gyu, karwali bejjati __ab hato piche chup chap brna abhi hiran ban dnge tumhara___

Ramu –gusse main dekhta hai,,,

Jungy-are oo jhopdi wale chacah jara jaldi __lao aur bhi jagha jana hai __tum to aise hath chal rahe ho jaise pragnent ho…..

(sari rawadi aur mugfali unke updar dale dete hai)

Chacah-ye lo ___kah lo bhanda salon  jisko dekho __order de rah hai __

Ramu –are cahcha ye kya kia….

Cahca– aao beta tumko bhi khilate hai bhandara (खिचड़ी)…..danda utha ke marte hai sab bahg ajte hai……

Happy makar sakranti………………………………………

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