Mahmaan Nawaji in Corona

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Bell bajte huye, bua darbaje pr khadi hoti hai
Mummy- Ab kon marne ko aa gya, ja kar dekh kon hi (bete se kahti hai)
Beta- bua aa gyi, bua aa gyi, bua aa gyi (uchhal uchhal ke kahta hai)
Mummy- Lo aa gyi aafat ki jad
papa mummy ko ghoor ke dekhte hai
Bua- Arre andar to aane de (Bete se kahti hai)
Bua andar aati hai or beth jaati hai, Ladka bhi beth jata hai
Papa- Arre sab thk thaak hi, aise achanak aana kese hua (papa akhbar pad rahe hote hai)
Bua- Arre kya btau mohalle me itne mareej nikle hai, itne mareej nikle hai, itne mareej nikle
hai, mene socha kahi mujhe bhi na le jaaye, isliye me yahan chali aayi
Itna kahne ke baad bua ko khaasi aa jaati hai
Bua- khull… khull…


Mummy- Kahi tumhe bhi……….. corona to nhi hi?
Bua- Corona na na mujhe koi corona forona nhi hai, corona to mere aas paas bhatak bhi nhi
sakta
Itna kahne ke baad fir se khaasi aa jati hai
Bua- khull… khull… Achha ye batao kahi tumhe kisi ko to corona nhi hi
Mummy- Na yahan kisi ko nhi hai
Bua- Or duggu teri padhayi kese chal rahi hai
Beta- Pahli baat to mera name duggu nhi guddu hi
Bua- Ha ha bohi
Beta- or dusri baat jab se lockdown laga hi tab se ye ghar hi school ban gya hi subha saam
padayi padayi padayi
mummy jor se thappad marti hi, ladka neeche girta hi or fir uth jaata hi
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Mummy- Or nhi to kya tumse tv dikhwa lo pubg khilwa lo
Bua- Or Happu aaj kal kya chal raha hi
Papa- Corona chal raha hi
itna bolne ke baad bua ko khaashi aa jati hai
Bua- khull… khull…
Bua- Mera mtlb kaam kesa chal raha hi
Beta- Arre bua aaj kal papa bahut busi hi, abhi to papa subha me akhbaar padte hi, din me ludu
khelte hi, or raat me tv dekhte hi, or beech beech me chaye mangte rahte hi.
Papa bete ko ghoor ke dekhte hai
Bua- bahu tu Bhi Bata apne baare me
Mummy- arre rahne do
Bua- Arre batao to sahi
Mummy- arre rahne do
Beta- Bua hum batate hi mummy ke baare me
Mummy ladke ke thappad maarti hi, or kahti hi
Mummy- tu to chup hi hoja
bua ki taraf dekh kr
arre batana Kya hi, subha uthte hi aawaj aa jati h chaaye liyaana…. or Ghar ka chhadu pocha,
kapde dhona, Khana banana or rojana inke yaar dost chale aate hi muh utha ke to unhe naasta
karana
itna kahte huye pr bua ko khaashi aa jati hi
Bua- khull… khull…
Mummy ruk jaati h, fir suru ho jaati h
Mummy- Or rojana
itna bol hi rahi hoti h tabhi achanak Papa kahte hi
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Papa- arre bas bhi kro mahabharat hi sunati rahogi Kya kuch naasta paani bhi karaogi
Beta- bua naaste me Kya khaogi
Bua- samose liya
Mummy- dukaan band hogi
Beta- lockdown chal raha hi na
Bua- to chaaye bana le
Mummy- doodh to khatam ho gya
Beta- doodh saam ko milega
Bua- to sarbat bana le
Mummy- cheeni bhi khatam ho gyi
Bua- arre to paani hi pila de
Beta- thanda paani ya saada Pani
Bua- thanda paani liya
Mummy- fireez to kharab pada hi
Bua- arre rahne de kuch mat la
itna bolne ke baad bua ko khaashi aa jati h
Bua- khull… khull…
Beta- Mummy kahi bua ko corona to nhi hi (mummy ki taraf dekh kar kahta hai)
Mummy- thappad.. chup chaap beth
Beta- Bua tum bhi batao apne baare me
Bua- Me thk hoon
itna bolne ke baad bua ko khaashi aa jaati hai
Bua- khull… khull…
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papa or mummy bua ko ghoor ke dekhte hi
Beta- Bua, Fufa ji kese hi, hai bhi ya…fir
mummy ladke ke jor se thappad marti hai
Beta- Bua batao
Bua- Fufa ji tumhare (itna kahne ke baad ruk jaati hai)
Beta- Kya hua fufa ji ko (chok kar kahta hai)
Bua- Fufa ji hospital me hai
Papa- Kya hua unhe
Bua- Doctor kah raha tha inhe corona hai, me bahi se bhaag ke aa rahi hoon
itna kahne ke baad bua ko khaashi aa jaati hai
Bua- khull… khull…
Papa- Bhaag ke aa rahi hoon
Mummy- Kahi tumhe bhi to corona nhi hai, bhaago
itna kahne ke baad sabhi log bhaag jaate hai,papa ka akhbar bahi
ka bahi rah jaata hai baad me neeche girta ahi
Bua- Kahi mujhe corona to na ho gya… khull…khull…
Itna kahne ke baad police aa jati hai,get khulta hi doctor andar aata hi bua ko kheech ke le jaata hi
Bua- Arre arre ye Kya kr rahe ho mujhe corona nhi hi chhodo mujhe chhodo
bua chali jaati hai, end ka scen gat par hota hai
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